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 发表于 2005-2-9 18:32:42
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[转帖]史上最强的中国式英语
| 1、good good study,day day up 好好学习,天天向上
 2、horse horse tiger tiger
 马马虎虎
 3、go and look!
 走着瞧
 
 4、go to head
 去个头
 5、give you some color see see
 给你点颜色看看
 
 how are you?
 怎么是你?
 
 how old are you?
 怎么老是你?!
 
 where,where
 哪里,哪里
 
 I GIVE YOU FACE YOU DONT GIVE ME FACE,
 I TURN MY FACE YOU LOST YOUR FACE!
 我给你脸你不要脸,我会翻脸你真丢脸!
 
 红颜知己--red face konw me
 
 PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA
 人山人海
 
 we are one home people
 我们是一家人
 
 Do early fuck every day!
 每天都做早操
 
 you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart!
 有话快说,有屁快放
 
 FUCK DO COMPUTER!
 操作电脑
 
 You talk like breaking the wind!!!
 你说话像放屁一样!!!
 
 we are brothers who and who
 咱哥俩,谁跟谁啊,
 
 you want money,i have no
 you want life,i have one
 要钱没有,要命一条
 
 no nessaryy old three old four.
 不要老三老四
 
 no door!没门
 
 日本 -> Fuck Foolish
 日本人 -> Fuck Foolish Pig
 日本男孩 -> Fuck Foolish male small Pig
 日本女孩 -> Fuck Foolish female small Pig
 日本男人 -> Fuck Foolish female big Pig
 日本女人 -> Fuck Foolish AV Pig
 日本首相 -> Fuck Foolish son of a gun Pig
 
 design chance 低三下四
 dance shopping 东施效颦
 changing warmer 千军万马
 more ming cheer miaow 莫名其妙
 
 After I doing something
 AIDS(艾滋病)
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